JOAN VAN ARK AND DONNA MILLS DO THEIR THING ON NIP/TUCK

Joan Van Ark and Donna Mills filmed their guest spots on Nip/Tuck this week and it was almost like Knots Landing revisited. There was endless hair and makeup preparation, and a setsider noted that the only things rail-thin Joan consumed all day were several glasses of water with honey and one banana. But most frustrating was the fact that it took FOUR hours to light Joan to her complete satisfaction. That's longer than it takes to have a facelift AND liposuction.